Thereâs a man and a woman dancing beneath a lush wreath held up by four wands, crystals protruding from their tops.
âItâs a good card to pull.â
The Four of Wands.
In front of me â my life â thereâs good times, happiness, good fortune.
Reading from an online tarot card symbology site, my friend and tonight my forecaster says, âIf you have been working on a project, this card indicates you will reach an important milestone and will have cause to celebrate. You have completed a significant phase of the project and can feel very proud of what you have accomplished so far.â
She continues:
âA vision beginning to be realized.â
Who knew my time living around a bunch of âwitchesâ in Colorado would parlay so well into my time in cryptocurrency today?
When asked about the hand:shake pre-ICO launch party â where delights included face painting, a palm reader and some mysterious ârestorationâ practice called Jaguar Awakening â someone at the event said, âIt was offensively lavish and not very smart.â
Harsh. Not unbelievable.
There were nerds and anarchists and conspiracy theorists in cryptocurrency not but a year ago. Theyâre still here, of course. But theyâve been drowned out recently by the hippies and spirituals and soothsayers.
And theyâre quite like the psychics I saw in Colorado, living in small cluttered apartments with hundreds of little vials of oils â pine needles and rose buds and seeds soaking in the mixture â filling the cabinets, whose doors are kept open.
Everything is for sale, but not because they want to sell it, but because if youâre suffering from anxiety, depression, a broken heart even, the oils can soothe whatever ails you.
Thereâs no harm in a $40 bottle of olive oil mixed with cinnamon and eucalyptus, just like thereâs no harm in the 10 cent private key these new age prophets are slinging.
Slinging by the millions.
So what? What a deal. The industry says theyâll be worth more than that bottle of oil at some point, and not only worth more by price but have a utility youâll want in your future digital life.
Maybe I will. Maybe you will. Maybe A16z will.
There is a problem, though.
Another friend of mine, a tarot reader told her she would get married by 23. Six months before that birthday, she had no boyfriend, no prospects even and was freaking out. Those words ate at her.
âWhat if I missed it?â
She had to see another reader.
Drunkenly the next night, we stumbled into a basement shop, a small neon light in the window, blinking the words.
It wasnât tarot, but palmistry.
But her palms, they had no such ideas of marriage at such a ripe young age. Instead, they spelled out adventure and travel and big changes.
All was well.
She didnât miss it. It was never there.
Itâs not hard to get wrapped up in the cards, or the lines, or the aura. Itâs actually surprisingly easy. Because weâre all looking for answers to questions we cannot answer when we want the answers.
You can be OK with not knowing. Thatâs the only way Iâve found even a tiny bit of solace in my life.
But itâs a struggle.
Itâs the same struggle the cryptocurrency and blockchain industry deals with every day.
âWhat is this all for?â
And without the answers laid neatly before them in the real world, theyâve turned to all varieties of pseudoscience and a whole assortment of charlatans.
For godâs sake, Deepak Chopra, the popular Jesus figure of the New Age and alternative medicine movements, whose ideas have negatively affected peopleâs understanding of science, is leading a meditation at ConsenSysâ Ethereal Summit this year.
And itâs not offensive to me that some human would lead meditation, itâs offensive that some company would pay this human (who has turned a fun, soothing activity into a fear-based cash cow) tens of thousands of dollars that theyâve made because people believe in the companyâs idea to lead a meditation at a conference thatâs theoretically supposed to be about understanding what the fuck all this crypto shit is for.
But weâve said it for some time now, âBlockchain is a product looking for a solution.â
Itâs looking for an answer.
The industry is looking for an answer ⦠to why people have quit their kush jobs in banking to join the ranks of startups, to why people have invested billions of dollars â even dollars they canât actually afford to lose â in projects that are only an idea in some nerdy millennialâs mind, to why people like me seem to care so much about seeing the technology prosper ⦠and today, theyâll use any mechanism, no matter how fraudulent, to prove it.
âOh shit.â
My friend, all the sudden realizes (weâve had a few glasses of wine), facing towards me The Four of Wands is in reverse â upside down.
âThis changes things.â
See in tarot, a card in reverse speaks a different truth, the opposite truth.
âThe Four of Wands reversed suggests uncertainty about what you can and cannot depend on. You may be placed in a situation which appeases your immediate concerns but does not solve the longer-term issues.â
Millions made. But scaling. Governance. Generally cryptocurrency and blockchainâs existential crisis.
âIs there a situation, a relationship even, that you feel insecure about,â my friend asks rhetorically.
She knows whatâs going on â (at the time) Iâm about to move to New York for a job I know will be a slog, especially given my current life spending my mornings hiking around Pikeâs Peak and my evenings, drinking wine and waxing philosophical with good friends and a boyfriend.
I give her a knowing look.
The same look I give now to the token issuers who tell me how great itâs going to be to put diamonds or marriage licenses or music on âthe blockchain.â
But they donât seem to acknowledge it. Not like she does.
She knows she can speak to my very essence.
They are still trying to speak to my fingers moving across a keyboard because they want those fingers to speak to someoneâs wallet, because they just want a little more time to figure out why theyâve come to put all their effort into something so ephemeral.
You can poke fun at it. Itâs easy enough to.
But if you roll your eyes too hard, you might miss the point.
Or you might also save yourself a lot of stress, heartache and turmoil.
Who knows?
For now crypto community, âThe cards are in your favor.â
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