The U.S. government has discovered the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto. They label him as a terrorist, they capture him, and they ask him to help them control bitcoin. Nakamoto refuses. So heâs water-boarded until he relents, but unbeknownst to the government, Satoshi is playing his own long con⦠and is he even the real Satoshi Nakamoto?
Such is the premise of Decrypted, a British dark comedy that just finished production. It sounds like a conventional thriller until you learn that Satoshi is a gay masochist who gets off on the torture, his girlfriend is trans, and they argue with who writer Mick Sands describes as a âraging racist,â as Sands admits that âIâm definitely being provocative.âÂ
With the possible exception of documentaries, films about blockchain have been, at best, âmixed.â No one seems to be clamoring for the return of Kurt Russell in Crypto 2. (Crypto 2: Factor Authentication). But one is bound to succeed at some point, right? Cryptoâs raw material is gold. Thereâs plenty of money. And thereâs a built-in audience. Maybe Decrypted will be the breakout? (At the time of publication, press screeners were unavailable.)
Then thereâs the larger industry question. For years, many have looked to blockchain technology as a way to revolutionize the film industry, just as they have looked for blockchain to revolutionize every industry, from porn to the Catholic Church. Decrypted producer Phil Harris says this is now actually starting to happen, which can help disrupt the âoutdated, bloated and often dishonest status quo.â
I spoke with writer Mick Sands and producer Harris to learn more about the torture of Satoshi Nakamoto, what itâs like to fundraise in crypto, and how exactly blockchain could revolutionize the film industry.
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Note: Mick Sands was refreshingly â almost charmingly â indifferent to sharing massive spoilers of the movieâs plot, including what appear to be its biggest twists. So if youâre spoiler-phobic, proceed with caution.Â
CoinDesk: Mick, you made a bold choice in using Satoshi Nakamoto as your main character. Whyâd you go that route?
Mick Sands: I just thought it was more interesting to have him as the main guy. And the fact that nobody knows who he is gave me a license to do whatever I want with him, because actually itâs not him. And of course, the NSA doesnât know what he looks like. So, if he could answer the right questions, then they were going to buy it.
Wait, did you just drop a big spoiler? Are you saying that the main character of your film â Satoshi Nakamoto â is not actually Satoshi Nakamoto?
MS: Itâs a surprise. Itâs a spoiler. The NSA is planning to talk to Satoshi to get a backdoor into the blockchain, so they can control it. Unbeknownst to them, the guy whoâs posing as Satoshi is planning to work them over, to f%%k the NSA.
Interesting. What are you trying to say with this movie?
MS: With every film or script that I write, there are at least two ideas that come together. Here there were three. The first is the rise of fake truths and cancel culture, and how everybody is shouting about their rights but without any real discussion. Whatever it was â homophobia, gender identity, racism, sexism, all those things had sort of been made illegal. So nobody is allowed to discuss them anymore.Â
That was the first thing. Then the other big idea was bitcoin. And I was thinking about the blockchain, and the idea that in a way itâs based on honesty. And then the third one was finding out that, according to the American government, Satoshi Nakamoto is a terrorist. Heâs designated as a terrorist. So I started to research what the CIA or the NSA had been up to with regards to crypto. And the NSA has been trying to find a way to control crypto since 2013.
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How do these themes tie together, especially with crypto and Satoshi?Â
MS: So, one of the NSA guys is a homophobe and a sexist. His partner, a woman, is a feminist. And Satoshiâs girlfriend is transgender. So I thought that if Satoshi is her boyfriend, then heâs got to be at least gay. So heâs gay. And then also the other idea â which I thought was funny at the start because I knew he was going to get waterboarded â is that heâs a masochist as well. So he gets a little bit turned on by the stuff, the homophobe beating him up and waterboarding him.
Youâre definitely leaning into some hot button issuesâ¦Â
MS: Â Oh, yeah, yeah. So Iâm definitely being provocative. But what I was careful to do so I donât get hanged, is that Iâve argued and given reasons for every different person. Thereâs a guy whoâs open-hearted and believes that we should take all the borders down. And Satoshi and his girlfriend are crypto-anarchists, so they have a point of view. Everybody gets to air their view, which is really my point. We should all try and be a bit more honest and listen to other people.
What do you want the crypto-community to take away from this film?
MS: The guy whoâs pretending to be Satoshi, and his girlfriend â theyâre representatives of the crypto world. And really, they win.Â
Another spoiler!
MS: And so I hope the crypto community will think itâs fun and a positive endorsement of crypto, partly because itâs based on honesty.
Phil, youâve referred to a âblockchain revolutionâ in the film industry. Whatâs the advantage, exactly, of blockchain in film?Â
Phil Harris [producer]: Itâs disrupting the current bloated, often dishonest status quo of the film industry. Thereâs a lot of transparency and efficiency with blockchain which is missing at the moment, essentially with the sales agents and distributors. They give you reports, and itâs very difficult to know how accurate the numbers are.
How so?
PH: When youâre a producer, a sales agent will represent your film, say, to various distributors globally, and you get a quarterly report of where itâs being sold, how much money has been made on video-on-demand platforms, and so on. But you have to accept their numbers unless you can afford an audit.
As a small independent company making low-budget films, an audit is expensive. So you have to rely on what people are saying. But with the blockchain, obviously itâs transparent, and you can collect revenue automatically in real time, every time someone downloads the film. It goes to all the relevant parties directly, straight away. Everyone can see whatâs going on. So that in itself is a breath of fresh air.
Thereâs been a lot of hype, but what platforms that actually exist â and are up and running â do you see have real merit?Â
PH: So youâve got video-on-demand platform, Cinezen, and MoviesChain, and youâve got companies like Vuulr â they launched an ICO years ago that I was interested in. They provide a service on the blockchain where you can present your film directly to the buyers, which might be a TV channel or a video-on-demand platform, without having to go through sales agents or distributors.
Beyond the accuracy of reports, whatâs the problem with the current sales agent system?Â
PH:Â I mean, these sales markets are very outdated. People used to take wheels of films around the world to these big markets and people would watch them in cinemas. Now you can just send links to screeners. So, Vuulr cuts out the middleman. You go direct to the buyers, and then you can do contracts online, and actually make a deal within a few days. And then youâve got FilmChain, which collects revenue and automatically distributes payments to all the participants invested in the film.
You mentioned the âmiddlemanâ â who are you talking about exactly?Â
PH: The fat cats that have been in the industry for a very long time. Itâs the old system where theyâd all meet up four times a year around the world and sell films to each other, which you had to do physically. Theyâre hanging on to that old model.
Itâs the people in the middle that seem to make an awful lot of money, but weâre the ones putting in all the hard work, and weâre the creatives. So, the same old story. Our profit margins are squeezed for the luxury of someone jetting around the world selling our film.
We really donât need to do that now. If I had access to all the buyers of the world, and they had access to me, we wouldnât need the sales agents and the distributors. And that is basically what Vuulr and FilmChain are doing. So everyone invested in my film knows that each time a payment is made, they would automatically directly get divided up and allocated to everybody contracted.
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In theory, this is all very cool. But obviously itâs not yet super mainstream. What do you think has held it back from broader adoption, and what needs to happen for it to get more mainstream?Â
PH: Itâs a good question. Well, first of all, I think the only people interested in it are people who are interested in cryptocurrency. So that does narrow it down. But I think the more people get involved with crypto, the more thatâll open up to a wider market. And also, FilmChain and Vuulr use blockchain technology, but they donât particularly use cryptocurrencies, so theyâve blown into the wider market.Â
Some of these video-on-demand platforms use crypto payments, and for them, itâs only really people who love films and love crypto. Itâs early days. But if crypto blows, then I think these services will blow as well, because itâs just another way that youâre paying for stuff using crypto.
And you financed the film in crypto, right? Howâd that work?Â
PH: We raised about three-quarters of the funds in bitcoin. We thought about launching an ICO to raise funds. But luckily, I know a successful crypto trader, and he loved the film idea. He went to his crypto chums, and they invested the money in bitcoin for our film, so we didnât actually have to launch an ICO.Â
These are good chums! And then whatâd you do with the BTC?Â
PH: We had to convert it to fiat to pay for everything. It would be lovely in a future where people can accept cryptocurrency for services, and itâd be great if we can pay content creators dividends in cryptocurrency. But this is all stuff for the future, when it becomes a little bit more widely used, and when cryptocurrency as a whole expands.
To the future! Best of luck with the film.
Interviews have been condensed and lightly edited for clarity.